Funeral Thank You Note Examples

Retirement Thank You Note Tips

Retirement gift thank you note verses are often associated with sympathy thank you cards verses because, well...older folks keep getting older and so do you. Family and friends watch each other's back but what about the humor, just because you have taken your journey and qualify fully to quit your job does not mean you are dead. Let me try to help you with some light hearted humor for your folks or loved ones that decide to call it a day.

Tired of Waking up Tired

Retired is like being tired twice
The First time you are tired of going to work
Then you are tired you're not working

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working. — Robert Half

Retired and Free

Retirement means total freedom
It means you have choice
Choice when some people don't
It will be hard to tell the difference between yesterday and today
It is not the age you want to retire
it's at what income level
I am not dead yet, just retired

The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. H. L. Mencken

Discovering Where You Are

A late autumn stroll in the evening
You look up to see that the there are no leaves on trees?
The sun has faded and the day is gone
Guess what? Your are retired
There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. Peter F. Drucker

When You Are 65

If you have allot to live on and a lot to live for, retirement is the happiest time of your life
When you are 65 you have all the experience you need to quit
Retiring at sixty-five is ludicrous

Retirement Quotes

• When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples. George Burns
• Most people perform essentially meaningless work. When they retire that truth is borne upon them. Brendan Francis
• A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. George Bernard Shaw
• Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left. George Burns

• Thank You Appreciation Verses
• Wedding Thank You
• Funeral Appreciation
• Baby Shower Verses
• Retirement Verses
• Thank Your Teacher

NEED A LAUGH?

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